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1 day ago

I was tagged by @lovehartsquaredbig Rules: Insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers. 
-Name: Rachel
-Birthday: June 7th
-Gender: Female
-Sexuality: Lesbian, I like dem ladieees.
-Height: 5’2.5
-Time zone: Central 
-What time and date is it there: August 31 12:37 pm

 -Average hours of sleep I get each night: Idk like 5-9

-OTPs: Hartbig. Mace. Zalphie. I don’t really know Rose and Rosie’s ship name but Rose and Rosie.
-The last thing I Googled was: If you stitched someones butt hole up could they die? (yes they could because if they don’t notice then they won’t poop and eventually their waste will kill them after a while…highly unlikely though) 
-First word that comes to mind: Obama
-What I last said to a family member: If I stitched up someone’s butt hole would that kill them?
-One place that makes me happy and why: Bookstores because I like books.
-How many blankets I sleep under: Depends how cold it is it ranges from 2-4.
-Favourite beverage:……….water.
-The last movie I watched in the cinema: Gurdians of the Galaxy
-Three things I can’t live without: Internet, Dogs, and family/friends
-Something I plan on learning: How to stitch up someones butt hole… haha just kidding o.0 Astronomy.
-A piece of advice for all my followers: Don’t take my advice
-You have to listen to this song: Sleepyhead by Passion Pit or Doses and Mimosas by Cherub
-My blog(s): Rooster-Royalty
—I tag: i-want-to-be-catherine-tate escapethefatealli heckm3 aintitdun de-focused blackwhispers dorkymutant tinamywiig feytal-attraction cavehag

3 days ago
3 days ago




tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

(via t0tes-ma-g0ats)